Curse

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 19, 2007, 01:56 AM // 01:56

*Runs in the Bar*

*Puts a Large TV on it again*

*Put a Video of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFrmV1-_uA on it*

*Think of What happened to the Sophitia Empire?*

Sophitia Leafblade · Apr 19, 2007, 09:14 AM // 09:14

"Haha the Sophitia Star Empire is Eternal and has been in hiding developing our Superweapon now renamed the Sphere of Fear!"

*Teleports all leaf blowers off the planet just in case*

*Sends in General Ezekiel to restore "Order" to the bar*

*General Ezekiel ends all the infighting with his telepathy and then makes the patrons in the bar believe they are all Chickens*

*Laughs as the bar members walk around clucking and pecking at seeds*

*Shares a Dwarven ale with General Ezekiel*

"Good Work, Cheers!"

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 19, 2007, 10:58 AM // 10:58

*Shout, "No, Stupid People thinking they are chickens and eating my TV"*

*The TV explodes killing everyone in the Bar*

*So it's me and Sophitia Left*

*Ultima Weapon, "Gate of Babylon(Gate of Leafcutters)!"*

*Omega Weapon, "Last Ragnarok(Last Forestfire)!"*

*"Commence, Fire!"*

*Aww, On the Large Explotion on the Sophitia Empire*

*Will they ever do a counter attack?, Will the "Fancy Sophitian Magna Carta Finder" work?, Is the Sophitian Empire destroyed?*

*Nobody knows*

Sophitia Leafblade · Apr 19, 2007, 01:34 PM // 13:34

*watches safety from behind the deflector shields of the sphere of Fear*

"Fire the LeafBeam!"

*Leafbeam fires pinpoint into the Bar destroying both Ultimate and Omega weapons and MC's glass*

*Sips dwarven ale*

*Will Magna Carta ever Destroy the Sphere of Fear? Will Celest ever reappear in the Bar? Will The Bacon Ever "aquire enough Ectos?*

*Only time will tell.............*

I pwnd U · Apr 19, 2007, 02:02 PM // 14:02

*sips beer*
*throws darts at a dart board*
*looks around for cold medicine*
*sips beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 19, 2007, 02:13 PM // 14:13

~What Glass?

*Summon my Secret Weapon "Penance"!*

*Overdrive, "Neibelung Valesti", "Fire"!*

Quote:

Neibelung Valesti [Prestigious Elite]
-Weapon Attack, 25e|6c|60r : Sacrifice all Energy, Deal 1000 Holy Damage to Target Foe, For 600 seconds, Every second Target Foe suffers 150 Holy Damage, Each time Target foe moves(Cast, Walk, Attack or Anything) Target foe Takes 500 Holy Damage and this is Renewed for 100 seconds. After this Skill Ends Foes within Target Foes Dies for each killed foe you deal an Extra 300 Holy Damage. After 1 second this Skill ends All Enchantment, Weapon Spells, Stances and Anything Supportive and Hexes Last 100x Longer, For each affected trait deals an additional 100 Holy Damage. Also goes with this deal Everything Again and Again for the next Infinity.

*Orders Penance to go to the Sophitian Empire and Destroy everything and Put an Auto-Self-Destruct when you're HP goes below 1%.*

*Then calls for the Valkyrie's to get the Fallen Soldiers of the Sophitian Empire and resurrect them but with a price, "Their Lives"!*

*Mwhahaha, Mwhahaha*

*Goes in the Bar with a Nano-Bot Penance to Protect me from Drunkards and Blood-thirsty Maniacs.*

*Then they all lived Hapilly ever After, And all as in me^^.*

*And the Bar was build from Scratch and Drunkards are fighting over something Trivial and Stupid again^^.*

I pwnd U · Apr 19, 2007, 02:15 PM // 14:15

*sips beer*
*watches Magna and Sophitia duke it out*
*finds cold medicine*
*pops cold medicine*
*sips beer*
"aww sh...."
*passes out*

Bane of Worlds · Apr 19, 2007, 03:57 PM // 15:57

*watches battle between Magna and Sophitia*
*sips beer*
*summons Emerald Weapon from FF VII to watch the battle with me*
*orders the bartender to get some beer for Emerald*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 19, 2007, 04:50 PM // 16:50

*watch the fight*
*summon bunch of charrs*
*cook steaks for charrs*
*sips beer*
*trip pwnd into the fire*
*run away*
*trip over table and fall on pwnd*

Divine Freak · Apr 19, 2007, 05:06 PM // 17:06

*drinks rum*
*steals a steak from Grim*
*smites the charr*
*pours rum on Grim and pwnd*
*cooks charr steaks on the Grim and pwnd firepit*
*eats a nice rare rum, Grim, and pwnd flavored charr steak*
*offers charr steaks to everyone*
*adds a rum mug to the pyramid*
*gets more rum*
*drinks rum*

Correct Jeans · Apr 19, 2007, 05:56 PM // 17:56

*enters bar through broken window*
*orders a drink*
*drinks*
*notices commotion*
*pulls chain whip out of pocket (yes I really do hav a chain whip in real life)*

I pwnd U · Apr 19, 2007, 06:15 PM // 18:15

*wakes up*
*tazers roommate*
*lays down*
*passes back out*

Correct Jeans · Apr 19, 2007, 06:34 PM // 18:34

*swings chain whip in fig 8*
*leg switch and swing with double head wrap*
*two random people go down*

Brewmaster · Apr 19, 2007, 11:32 PM // 23:32

*Runs through real quick to take a leak, knocks down several people on the way*

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Apr 20, 2007, 12:09 AM // 00:09

*Locks the bathroom leaving brewmaster locked*
*Goes up to I PWND YOU and tazers him as he regains concinneous*
~HIC~ *grabs the 10th bear of the night ~hick~*

Divine Freak · Apr 20, 2007, 12:14 AM // 00:14

*laughs as Spirit grabs a bear and tries to drink it*
*laughs harder as the bear mauls Spirit mercilessly*
*tazes Spirit once the bear finishes mauling him*
*drinks rum*

Brewmaster · Apr 20, 2007, 12:23 AM // 00:23

*Smashes head through door and reaches are through to get out*

*Guzzles a glass of bourbon and whirlwinds into the fray*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 20, 2007, 02:40 AM // 02:40

*Sits down*

*Order Any Non-Alcoholic Drink*

*Wait for Sophitia*

*Summon a Nano-Bot Ultima and Omega*

*Set Ultima, Omega and Penance to Guard Mode*

Fallen Hunter · Apr 20, 2007, 09:51 AM // 09:51

*burns Ultima, Omega and Penance*
*eats Magna Carta*

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Apr 20, 2007, 10:51 AM // 10:51

*goes and enlists in military*
*Comes back with all my army buds*
*destroys everyone with our guns*
*burns down the bar and takes away the land permit from owner(not rebuildable)*

Guess youlll have to find a new bar :PPP